You must have heard of the phrase:"An apple a day keeps the doctor away". But have you heard of this:"A laugh a day keeps the doctor away"? Sounds weird, huh? Actually, it is quite true. Research has shown health benefits of laughter ranging from strengthening the immune system to reducing food cravings to increasing one's threshold for pain. There's even an emerging therapeutic field known as humor therapy to help people heal more quickly, among other things. Humor also has several important stress relieving benefits. Basically, laughing reduces stress and depression. Amazing, huh?
Jokes play an important part is creating humor and thus helps people laugh (unless you are one of those old, glum and forever unsmiling people). Here are some football jokes for you (because I love soccer):
Nuts over EPL football
1. How do you know when you are reading the newspapers upside-down?
Ans: When Newcastle United are at the top of the league table!
2. A Manchester United fan once asked Wayne Rooney for his autograph. A week later, he asked Rooney for his autograph again. This time, Rooney got suspicious and asked,"Why do you need so many of my autographs? I thought you asked for it just last week?" The fan replies,"Oh, it is because I need 10 of yours to exchange it with one of Cristiano Ronaldo's autographs."
Hope you liked my jokes.
P.S. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away". I hate apples!
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